2011-09-26 [Nekko fox]: *Comes back from burning down the Health Department*

Nergoes did it again.

2011-09-27 [HeAVenShallBuRN]: So, why was this place closed

2011-09-28 [Stephen]: Why wasn't it closed?

2011-09-28 [Morgoth]: Why wasn't it not closed?

2011-09-28 [Nekko fox]: What was it isn't not it closed?

2011-09-28 [Morgoth]: Why what was is it was not is not closed?

2011-09-28 [Nekko fox]: OH SWEET ESTROGEN, WHY?!

2011-09-30 [Master Sifu]: Bob's Diner, A restaurant barely adinlive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic fast food joint. Bob's Diner could be that joint. Better than he it before. Better...stranger...faster.

2011-10-01 [Morgoth]: Speaking of joints... *grabs his Beretta and storms out the door, muttering something about that damn Jose selling him a bad batch again*

2011-10-01 [idunnosomething]: Yeah! Let's do this! *an hour into the rebuilding, a section of quickly constructed wall collapses, due to the weight of the bionic grappling arm, killing six customers*

Huh. Well, damn...

2011-10-02 [Stephen]: Hm, that's not any good.

However, there's a positive point! We now have fresh meat for the soups, if someone gets to those bodies soon enough.

Oh.. wait, I'm a health inspector. I, er, mean, this is why this place will never have the closed down signs removed!

2011-10-02 [Nekko fox]: *indicates the ten bowls of 'meat' soup [Stephen] was enjoying*

Careful, watch out for the special 'mystery meat chunks' that contain special prizes inside, like deadly poison or....more deadly poison.

2011-10-03 [Stephen]: *throws all ten bowls of soup at Nekko before he begins to spasm and twitch*
Damn.. DAMN you! *falls over in an over exaggerated death before realizing he's actually completely fine*

2011-10-03 [Nekko fox]: *Goes back to cleaning up the soup. Of course 'cleaning' means throwing a couple used napkins on the mess and letting the roaches do the rest*

2011-10-05 [Foxyvixen17]: *is suprised bob's is still alive*

2011-10-05 [Nekko fox]: We've been reporting the News for thirty years from this spot! B's D is anything but dead! Heavy knows, he's our main reporter, right Heavy?

2011-10-05 [Foxyvixen17]: o.O wow big guy lots of penciles

2011-10-05 [Nekko fox]: Nah, just one pencil. He's very keen on shooting the things he is reporting on.

It's very messy. But he's our top (read: only) reporter in the field!

2011-10-05 [Foxyvixen17]: Ah well then *watches as a guy with a bathrobe walks across the street with a towel on his head*

2011-10-05 [Nekko fox]: *Watches as the Heavy chases the man down, screaming about a story and gunning down any civilians in the way*

2011-10-05 [Foxyvixen17]: *laughs as the man falls into an open man hole yelling "I'M GOING TO HELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"*

2011-10-05 [Nekko fox]: *Applauds as the heavy proceeds to gun down the entire sewer system*

2011-10-05 [Foxyvixen17]: epicly awesome heavy is a great repoter *hears a dinging noise and realizes its my cell phone showing a call from hell*

2011-10-05 [Nekko fox]: They have cell service in Hell?

2011-10-05 [Foxyvixen17]: i guess so annd it says his name it "bob martin" i didnt know he lived there

2011-10-05 [Nekko fox]: He must be naked.

2011-10-05 [Stephen]: Oh my.

2011-10-05 [Foxyvixen17]: yea *ignores the call* so who wants to play "shove the idiot in the manhole"?

2011-10-05 [Nekko fox]:

2011-10-05 [Stephen]: That image just screams "NEKKO FOX" to me..

2011-10-05 [Nekko fox]: What about this one?

2011-10-05 [Morgoth]: No, that one just screams.

2011-10-05 [Stephen]: The one looks like Mort. xD

2011-10-05 [Foxyvixen17]: wow nekko wow

2011-10-05 [Nekko fox]: I thought this one screams...

2011-10-09 [Stephen]: I have stolen your diner. >D

2011-10-09 [Nekko fox]:

2011-10-10 [Stephen]: Oh my.

2011-10-10 [Morgoth]:

2011-10-10 [Nekko fox]:

2011-10-11 [Stephen]: Fat batman.

2011-10-11 [Nekko fox]: FATMAN

2011-10-11 [Stephen]: Da-da-d-da-daaa fatmaaan.

2011-10-11 [Foxyvixen17]: *giggles* so does robin's name change to "red robin"?

2011-10-11 [Nekko fox]: Nah, it's Blubber Boy of course. You would know this if you watched more Freakazoid.

2011-10-11 [Foxyvixen17]: well i dont get boomerang >.>

2011-10-11 [Nekko fox]: Fuck Boomerang, if you were born between 1985 and 1993 you grew up with Freakazoid!

2011-10-11 [Stephen]: I was born in 1990 and have no idea what Freakazoid is. Then again, I barely know what Boomerang is. :)

2011-10-12 [Nekko fox]: *Is horrified to hear you missed out on Freakazoid*

That's as bad as missing out on Earthworm Jim!

2011-10-12 [Stephen]: . . . No idea what that is, either.

2011-10-12 [Morgoth]: *slowly reaches for his shotgun*

2011-10-12 [Foxyvixen17]: i was born in 1989 so i did see some freakaziod episodes

2011-10-12 [Nekko fox]: *Slowly reaches for his Mortified Penguin*

2011-10-12 [Morgoth]: Teeheeheehee. *slaps hand away*

2011-10-12 [Nekko fox]: Tease!

2011-10-16 [Bookwyrm]: The one you won or none.

2011-10-16 [Stephen]: Although it is amusing, please do not put official trophies (or badges before you think of that! ;), or any other official graphics (par dividers), on pages that are not official or have not earned them.

Since we wouldn't let normal members stick official trophies on their pages, it'd look bad if we let staff do it. :3

Thanks Mort. ^^

2011-10-16 [Morgoth]: Whine, whine, whine. You sure do like to whine a lot, wino.

2011-10-17 [Stephen]: ... xD

You palette swapped one of the trophies! >(


I don't know if that breaks the rules or not.

2011-10-17 [Morgoth]: Not to mention made it taller.

2011-10-17 [Stephen]: True, you did that too.


I'm still not sure if modifying official graphics violates the rules though, so it still might be bad. I'll have to consult with the Guards. :P

2011-10-18 [Foxyvixen17]: oh please just chill

2011-10-18 [Nekko fox]:

2011-10-18 [Foxyvixen17]: lol nice nekko

2011-10-18 [Nekko fox]: I try.

2011-10-18 [Foxyvixen17]: >.> wells would it be odd if in 2008 i saw a male dancer with the same name as you?

2011-10-18 [Nekko fox]: Just a little.

2011-10-18 [Foxyvixen17]: i did

2011-10-19 [Master Sifu]: I once saw a naked man walk down the street. One woman decided she needed to spend a lot more time window shopping and another guy pulled his son to the safety of the edge of the curb. The people were more entertaining than the naked guy. I need a diet coke with fries now.

2011-10-19 [Nekko fox]: It's a pity I don't do male dancing or meander about naked. Everyone would notice me.

2011-10-20 [Master Sifu]: But will they pay you to do it.

2011-10-21 [Nekko fox]: Damn right they would. It's because my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, et cetera et cetera.

2011-10-21 [Foxyvixen17]: *luaghs*

2011-10-21 [kittykittykitty]: Mort, please behave. Rules are there for a reason.

This is not currently a private wiki-page (it's in your mood-comment, house description & fan pages, fyi). Unless you make this wiki visible by password/forum members only, it will not suddenly become a private wiki page just because you said so, because it's been linked to publicly.

2011-10-21 [Morgoth]: Why do you insist on making things so difficult?

2011-10-21 [Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]: Why was I invited here? Lol

2011-10-21 [Morgoth]: [Bookwyrm] told me to invite you.

2011-10-21 [Nekko fox]: Why would [Bookwyrm] do such a terrible thing?

2011-10-21 [Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]: And what is this place? [Nekko fox] you got a problem with me? Lol kidding

2011-10-21 [Amalaswinta]: looks like the penguin just invited everybody to dodge some rules about art(?)

2011-10-21 [Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]: Not to sure :/

2011-10-21 [Morgoth]: Who knows. [Bookwyrm] is just a terrible person. Metaphorically, of course. I would never call her a terrible person literally, because that would make me a terrible person, which would make me like [Bookwyrm]... metaphorically.

2011-10-21 [Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]: Findfuck -head explodes-

2011-10-21 [Fruit Loops]: tah fuck...theres a seprate diner for pack ?

2011-10-21 [Nekko fox]: There are Diner's EVERYWHERE. ALL THE TIME. FOREVER.

2011-10-21 [Nekko fox]: Also, apparently Bob's Diner is Cutest Boy. A lot. FOREVER.

2011-10-21 [Fruit Loops]: it would be cool if they were linked somehow like a comment int he toher diner owuld show up here and vice versa

2011-10-21 [Stephen]: Mort, read your PM's.

2011-10-21 [Morgoth]: BOB'S DINER IS AN IDEA. IT'S A STATE OF MIN-

Oh, wait. *checks statistics* No, nevermind. It's just a wiki.

*polishes the edit button*

2011-10-21 [Morgoth]: No, YOU read my PM's.

2011-10-21 [Stephen]: I could, but I really have no reason to.

2011-10-21 [Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]: O.o

2011-10-21 [ladynightengale]: Why was I invited to this?

2011-10-21 [Morgoth]: Why were you NOT invited to this?

You think about that.

It's intense, yo.

2011-10-21 [GlassCasket]: O.o intreseting? lol

2011-10-21 [Morgoth]: INTENSE.

2011-10-21 [Master Sifu]: Never Enough. Banzaiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-10-21 [Morgoth]: *a tiny tree looks up from his tiny platter of dirt*

2011-10-21 [GlassCasket]: BURN THE FUCKING TREE!!! *grabs molotov*

2011-10-21 [Amalaswinta]: in all fairness, you're saying "don't steal from the guards", but you're not stealing from the guards. You're stealing from members who devoted their time into making those official badges, banners, trophies and what not and then gave permission to the warden of EP to use them as official images.
In that sense the warden has every right to act on behalf of those artists and take those images off of any non-official page.

2011-10-21 [Cerulean Sins]: I don't understand this wiki-page either that or I'm just having another blonde moment....

2011-10-21 [lex!!~land]: i... dont understant this.. O.o

2011-10-22 [Amalaswinta]: it's like watching a tennis match: stuff removed, stuff back on, stuff removed, stuff back on, stuff removed, stuff back on...
tiresome really... if you take in consideration the guards are kind of the target of all this while it's the artists who are really being harassed...

2011-10-22 [Greg Universe]: Magical unicorn mayonaise?

2011-10-22 [Fruit Loops]: lol that sounds more like a good porn

2011-10-22 [GlassCasket]: <--- agrees with [Fruit Loops]

2011-10-22 [Stephen]: lol @ huge trophy

2011-10-22 [zoloftzantac]: seems like a page of non-sense so I added some more of it

2011-10-22 [Morgoth]: huge trophy = probably against the rules (not any actual existing rules, just the made up rules that the guards don't tell anyone about and then punish for when they get broken).

I'm afraid to put that trophy back up, for fear that I'll be banned or something like that. I know we rightfully won it and they're supposedly allowed in the wikis, but that sure didn't stop [Ringbearer] from stealing this wiki and password protecting it so nobody could get in (despite that the images posted were all the silver "best wiki" trophy that B's D actually won). But, I don't guess I'm surprised. He's the same filthy, fat hobbit who stole my precious.

2011-10-22 [Stephen]: That's not very nice. >_>'


However, you're free to use the single trophy in any way your mind can come up with doing so, as long as it's on this pace. ;)

2011-10-22 [General]: Why was I added to this?

2011-10-22 [Morgoth]: B-but... it was a Gollum reference because he's the ringbearer and in the books Frodo was... ah, screw it... *punches [General] in the face*

What did I tell you about asking questions?!

No, seriously. What? I don't remember.

2011-10-22 [Stephen]: xD
Yess, I get the reference. :3

2011-10-22 [~*Mystik Warrior of te Holy Hookah*~]: hell yea storm the ramparts

2011-10-22 [Fruit Loops]: http://youtu.be/s6AdEDm2mLQ

2011-10-22 [Zenolia Rose]: Thank you for inviting me :D

2011-10-22 [Nekko fox]: Oh good, the wiki is back up. It's nice to see it's not password protected by corn cob slobbing individuals and the sort.

2011-10-22 [Sicarius]: ...*blinks*...

2011-10-22 [Alizebell]: 0.o ~looks around confused~

2011-10-22 [idunnosomething]: Yeah, yeah. That's good. Just like that. *slowly starts taking [Alizebell]'s shirt off*

2011-10-22 [ladynightengale]: It doesn't seem intense at all.. more or less, just blah... there's nothing here.. Nothing to talk about... and nothing going on... other than theft...

2011-10-22 [Amalaswinta]: /points up
what she said ^-^

2011-10-22 [Nekko fox]: There has never been a recognized or noted theft occurring that involved B's D, and all evidence has either been fabricated or misplaced, and the lies and slander spoken by others is simply hubris. Obviously Bob's Diner is an enriching family atmosphere designed to put parents at ease, let their children learn and experience growth-stimulating exercises in our play area (monitored for their safety of course), and maximum bonding can occur between friends and families alike!

*As he is saying this, he is walking past several scratched and burnt tables labelled "Property of McDonald's", a ball pit filled with discarded and rusty steel re-bar, and a cracked out hobo who was drooling on himself and staring hungrily at several cowering children in the corner*

So, bring everyone you know to Bob's Diner, where you can grow and learn with the rest of us!

*He playfully tosses a whimpering child into the 'ball' pit, his screams reaching a crescendo peak before cutting off abruptly*

2011-10-22 [Alizebell]: ~slaps [idunnosomething]'s hands~ don't even think about it

2011-10-22 [Nekko fox]: *Slaps Alizebell*

Don't harm the poultry.

*Tosses another child into the ball pit, ignoring the pleading and weeping because obviously the kid was just kidding around was really SUPER excited about playing in the pit, and who was he to deny children the joy and freedom of playing through tetanus-plague scrap metal*

Yo, Jorge, we need more re-bar, the corpses are starting to cushion the landings of the new kids.

*their one-armed illegal immigrant orphan from Guadalupe shuffles in and dragging a sack of metal*

2011-10-22 [GlassCasket]: *slaps self* Why the fuck is there a turkey in here?!

2011-10-23 [Stephen]: Turkeeey!

2011-10-23 [Sicarius]: ...so *twitch*...random..*twizzitch*

2011-10-23 [lex!!~land]: i... still dont understand this XD

2011-10-23 [Master Sifu]: Dinner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-10-23 [lex!!~land]: do i...eat? i eat dont i?! IS THAT THE RIGHT ANSWER?!?!

2011-10-23 [Master Sifu]: Eat or feed it to the dog I think.

2011-10-23 [idunnosomething]: Or eat the dog.

2011-10-23 [MadHatress]: lol I am REALLY confused. Just logged in and saw that I was added to this. not complaining; Just REALLY confused.

2011-10-23 [Master Sifu]: That settles it. Feed the Turkey a dog. But wouldn't you prefer eating a duck that just ate a chicken. Oh no that would be fowl cannibalism.

2011-10-23 [Nekko fox]: no, that would be a quick way to make a turdogcken. Because of the consumption of the dog.

2011-10-23 [Nekko fox]: On that note...

*He rings a little bell and summons Jorge who heaves into the room with a sigh after having been tasked with beating cats unconscious so they can be put in the soup*

Jorge, change of plans, we need dogs now.

*Jorge stifles a sob and goes back outside*

OH! Use the big dogs, the one with the biggest teeth Jorge. They have the most flavor.

*Reclines in his favorite chair, which happens to be an elderly couple that were horrified to have someone laying on them*

What's he gonna do, tell his parents?

2011-10-23 [Stephen]: Poor old people. :(

2011-10-23 [GlassCasket]: I hope you plan on slaying them. :P

2011-10-23 [Nekko fox]: Why would I kill my armchair? Armchairs have rights too.

*A couple armchairs look up expectantly, hope shining in what could be construed as eyes*

The right to be armchairs.

*the hopes dies and they go back to being horribly oppressed inanimate objects*

2011-10-23 [lex!!~land]: i believe i'll just take a 'to go' plate and eat my dog later. i need to fatten him up first. ^^

2011-10-23 [Nekko fox]: *Looks up from the dog he was consuming*

Oh, shit, you were saving him for later?

*Tosses it in with the soup boiling on the Jew-powered stove*

Well, we'll give you a bowl of free soup later.

*disclaimer: soup is not free. Nothing in Bob's Diner is free. Management will not honor any claims of freedom in, on, near, or around Bob's Diner.

2011-10-23 [Fruit Loops]: What ! No Freedom Fries !!!! WTF IS THIS !

2011-10-23 [Master Sifu]: If it's not free does that make us slaves? Is Bob our Master?

2011-10-23 [Fruit Loops]: <Takes a shit infront of the counter> Ha ! a free stool !

2011-10-23 [Master Sifu]: Is Bob gonna make someone eat that?

2011-10-23 [Fruit Loops]: If only it looked like jesus, could probably make a few bucks :C

2011-10-23 [Master Sifu]: I don't see Jesus in it. But I do see Elvis in it.

2011-10-23 [Fruit Loops]: a hunka hunka steam'n pile ?

2011-10-23 [lex!!~land]: WANTS FREE FRIES.

2011-10-23 [Nekko fox]: Ah, you're all so silly.

2011-10-23 [lex!!~land]: ...i bet i look like that all the time. so sexy.

2011-10-23 [Andy8178]: lol what is this?

2011-10-24 [Nekko fox]: THIS.

IS.

2011-10-24 [Nekko fox]: Were people expecting a Sparta joke?

2011-10-24 [Nekko fox]:

2011-10-24 [Sicarius]: ...meh...*continues to read book*...

2011-10-24 [Nekko fox]: *the book hops up and scampers to hide under the couches stacked in the corner*

GET IT! GET IT BEFORE IT SPREADS KNOWLEDGE!

*Christians scrabble to destroy the book*

2011-10-24 [Morgoth]: *the book looks up from spreading Knowledge™ brand butter on some toast*

MY TOAST!! *fires wildly with a shotgun, taking out three Christians and a couch*... *hundreds of people arrive for the couch's funeral*...

2011-10-24 [GlassCasket]: *bursts through the doors a horde of zombies chasing me* IT'S THE GODDAMN APOCALYPSE!! I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU AAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!! *initiates zombie contingency plan*

2011-10-24 [Nekko fox]: *shoots [GlassCasket] and tosses his corpse into the soup, initiating the "We Don't Have No Fancy Contingency Plans In This Here Parts" alternative plan*

*No one arrive for the Christian's funeral considering it 'God's Will', and everyone eats the soup, commenting briefly that it tastes like poorly cooked corpse*

2011-10-24 [GlassCasket]: *dies a horrible death within soup? O.o*

2011-10-24 [Nekko fox]: It was the way he would have wanted to go.

*several lawyers nod and pull out copies of a forged suicide note about [GlassCasket]'s wish to die horribly in a pot of soup after being shot and not wanting to hold anyone at Bob's Diner responsible*

2011-10-24 [//*Ghost*//]: heyyy

2011-10-24 [Morgoth]: That's what she said!

*high fives a quadruple amputee quadriplegic before hurling him violently into the soup*

2011-10-24 [Morgoth]: *a lawyer pulls out an eloquently hand written copy of the quadruple amputee quadriplegic's suicide note, stating that he wished to die horribly in the pot of soup alongside [GlassCasket], holding [Stephen] entirely responsible for everything*... *it is signed with an elaborately beautiful signature at the bottom that says, "I totally wrote this, Love, QAQ"*...

2011-10-24 [Greg Universe]: That's a lovely name.

My first born child shall have that name. It's so simple yet majestic. It's simply too beautiful. Whoever came up with that name had a brilliant mind. I wish I could meet that man.

QAQ. Just saying it makes me wanna jizz in my pants.

2011-10-24 [Morgoth]: Yeah, I think the name has the same effect on all of us. I just love to say it. QAQ. QAQ. I like to pronounce it. Wrap my lips around it, y'know? Having it in your mouth is great. I enjoy a great QAQ in my mouth. QAQ. QAAAAAQ.

2011-10-24 [Greg Universe]: QAQ's are quite the wondrous thing. They are great to have them in your mouth. -shoves a handful of QAQ's in her mouth-

2011-10-24 [Morgoth]: Oh yeah?! I can fit SEVEN QAQ's in my mouth! *starts shoving QAQ's down a nearby customer's throat*... *his screams are soon silenced as the QAQ's start popping out of his ears*...

2011-10-24 [Nekko fox]: *watches the QAQ fight*

2011-10-24 [Greg Universe]: Oh yeah?! I can fit SEVENTEEN QAQ's in MY mouth! -starts pushing QAQ's down the nearest elderly woman's throat-...-her 7 grandchildren watch in terror as they spew from her rear end-

2011-10-24 [Morgoth]: *notices the seven grandchildren watching with crippling fear enthralled interest and decides they could use a good QAQ-ing*... *whips out his own personal QAQ and starts serving them all angrily and repeatedly carefully and with the deepest respect for their safety*...

2011-10-24 [Greg Universe]: -feeds the QAQ stuffed old woman to the Jews she decided to keep in the attic- Eat up now! I don't want any sass this time, or else I'll starve you for THREE months this time!

2011-10-24 [Morgoth]: What the heck, dude?! That's just wrong! They shouldn't be cooped up in this cold, dark attic! That's inhumane!

Come on, guys. Let's go. *herds them into the safety and warmth of Bob's Industrial Oven™*

2011-10-24 [Greg Universe]: -slaps her forehead- Aw, why didn't I think of that? Mort, you're a genius. Better get the Mexicans out of my truck, then!

2011-10-24 [Morgoth]: A truck is a terrible place to store Mexicans. They'll thaw out there. Put them in the freezer, next to the Chinese.

2011-10-24 [Greg Universe]: Right away! -pulls out her trusty machine gun and uses it to herd the Mexicans into the Chinese infested freezer- Now get along, you guys! Or else I'll starve you like those damn Jews! Those Jews are assholes.

2011-10-24 [Nekko fox]: Now now, the best Jewish cook was a great guy.

His name was Hitler.

2011-10-24 [Greg Universe]: Hey, I've heard of him! He sounded like a swell guy!

2011-10-24 [Nekko fox]: Real go-getter that one, motivational during ALL of his speeches.

2011-10-24 [Fruit Loops]: orders the mein kampf burger with a side of gestapo sauce, :o could u make that ss too

2011-10-24 [VIX]: *ill take a Buffalo Steak with BBQ Sauce and Fries*

2011-10-24 [lex!!~land]: did you know that turtles are the ninja's of tomorrow?
they are.
indeed.

2011-10-24 [VIX]: lol

2011-10-24 [Greg Universe]: -pours her famous Infant Baby Stew all over everyone- Sorry. All out of everything but my Infant Baby Stew.

2011-10-24 [VIX]: hmmmm ok random but ill take it lol

2011-10-24 [Nekko fox]: People these days have no sense of continuity in restaurants. It's a pity.

2011-10-24 [Nekko fox]: *Flies through space to prove his point*

2011-10-24 [VIX]: lol

2011-10-24 [Nekko fox]: Quiet Vapor Rub! Their is no laughter in space!

*Says all of this without speaking to prove his point*

2011-10-24 [VIX]: hehe

2011-10-24 [Greg Universe]: Wait! It's dangerous to go alone! Take this! -gives [Nekko fox] an aborted fetus in a jar-

2011-10-24 [VIX]: random

2011-10-24 [Greg Universe]: No, YOU'RE random! -throws her spare aborted fetus in a jar at [VIX], but misses and hits a pregnant woman in the uterus-...-slowly backs behind the counter and whistles innocently-

2011-10-24 [VIX]: giggles and sits in the corner with a bottle of mountain dew

2011-10-24 [Greg Universe]: -counts and polishes her collection of aborted fetuses in jars-

2011-10-24 [lex!!~land]: *kicks random dog.* BEGONE FEEDER OF THE MAGICAL TURTLES. furry basterd.

2011-10-24 [Morgoth]: That's disgusting! I keep cereal in those jars!!

2011-10-24 [Morgoth]: *wipes some dust off the outside of the jars*

There we are. Much better.